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Post Christmas Gift Giving Guide for Moi

December 28, 2011

I’m a simple girl; easy to please. This is never more evident than during gift exchanges.

Christmas is over and you and I probably did not exchange gifts with each other. In case you are ever in the situation that you must give me a gift, though,  and you want to be sure I will like it, here are a few simple questions you may ask yourself.

1a. Can she eat it? If the answer is yes, you are on the right track.

1b. Is it sweet? If the answer is yes, you likely have yourself a winner.

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2a. Can she drink it? If the answer is yes, you are halfway there.

2b. Will it get her drunk? If the answer is yes, you can head for the check out.

example:

 

 

 

 

 

 

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3a. Can she read it? If the answer is yes, you are getting warmer.

3b. Is it a book? If yes, you are boiling hot.

3c. Does it fall under the category of erotica, biography/memoir, humour, classics or something similar? You are now on now fire.

example:

 

 

 

 

 

OR

4a. Is it smelly? If the answer is yes, you could be holding something very wrong or very right, depending on your answer to the next part of this quesion.

4b. Does it smell nice? If the answer is yes, you should be holding perfume, bubble bath, bath gift basket, etc. You’ve done good.

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5a. Can she wear it?If the answer is yes, you could be on the path to becoming a gift giving god.

5b. Is it soft and fuzzy? If the answer is yes, you are likely holding pajamas, a bathrobe, a shawl, etc. As long as you are not holding a blanket with sleeves then you can feel confident in taking out your wallet.

5c. Is it sparkly? If the answer is yes, you are hopefully holding jewellery. Run, don’t walk to the nearest checkout. Take advantage of free gift wrapping.

5d. Is it designer? If the answer is yes, you are hopefully holding a purse of some sort. Feel confident that where ever I am, whatever I was just doing came to pause as my psychic powers let me know I just fell deeply in love with you.

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See? Simple girl with simple tastes!

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6 Comments leave one →
  1. December 29, 2011 2:01 am

    I can’t believe you have a pic of David Sedaris’ book in your list! Totally weird, because I had went to visit a friend today and she gave me his name. So when I got home, I was looking him up on Amazon. She admitted to having a crush on him. 🙂
    OH! I stopped by looking for the Thursday Threesome….

  2. December 29, 2011 6:11 am

    I love David Sedaris! Read one and you will have to read them all!

  3. December 29, 2011 3:05 pm

    Obviously we were separated at birth…

  4. Joanne B permalink
    December 29, 2011 3:25 pm

    Great gift giving guide. Simple and straight to the point. I love David Sedaris!

    • December 29, 2011 4:29 pm

      Thanks, Joanne! There are some stores, like Coach or the Body Shop, that a person can just walk into and point at something. 99% of the time it is a gift a girl will love.

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