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Pre-order A Decent December, Why Don’t You?

November 15, 2012

I recently wrote about the fact that my publisher, MuseItHot, is giving ten per cent from every sale during the month of November to the Red Cross. I also (even more) recently revealed the cover for my soon-to-be-released short erotic humour story, A Decent December. How are these events tied together, you ask? Well,  I just received word that you can now pre-order A Decent December for 20% off at the MuseItHot site! This means you are saving 20% AND donating 10% AND you’re reading an awesome, super hot story. Holy shit! 🙂

erotic humour story

Here is the link to pre-order A Decent December. And here is the official blurb and excerpt, just in case you need added incentive to pick up a copy of this sweet and sexy story.

A Decent December, blurb

After finding her louse of a boyfriend playing hide the sausage with a local deli clerk, Nina moves to Toronto. Determined to swear off men for a yet to be determined amount of time, she parts with $60 for a Hitachi Magic Wand and calls it a night. When her abnormally handsome neighbour, Ned, takes a liking to her English bull dog, Betty, however, Nina realizes that December just might be the hottest month of the year.

A Decent December, excerpt

The next big discovery I made was the actual magic that is the Hitachi Magic Wand. I’d been putting off shelling out the sixty bucks for that little toy for over a year. Since I’d sworn off men, however, and had yet to make any friends in Toronto to distract me from my distinct lack of quality orgasms, I decided to give it a go. Wowzers, am I glad I did! That thing gets me from zero to oh in about three and a half minutes. Two minutes if I switch it to the high speed, which is very convenient for me if I don’t want to miss Conan’s opening monologue. Yep, Mr. Hitachi became part of my late night routine.

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