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Scrootchy Bubbers and Blue Moon Kittens with Angelica Dawson

April 26, 2013

Angelica Dawson is joining us today to offer up a super cute and fun guest post – well, if you think old-timey butt sex is cute and fun. And who doesn’t, really?

Angelica welcome to the e-rotica blog! Thank you for offering up the following passages from an as-of-yet unknown source and for sharing info about your latest release, Blue Moon House: Kitten. Now, let’s get started with your guest post, shall we?

Scrootchy Bubbers

“That’s my tawdry piss pot. My pristine crystal shitting bowl. Such beauty to hold such filth. Take it from your beard-splitter.” She wondered where he came up with some of them. They were all so articulate, better than English professors had managed, though they were always searching to make her sound more divine, not more base. Once she had actually laughed. What was a “scrootchy bubber?”

Will is so much fun. He’s stuck in 1800, so I had to go there. I found this lovely website (which I can’t seem to find again) with all sorts of lovely slang from across the ages. So I made myself a cheat sheet with some of the odder ones from 1800 onwards and boom, he has some pretty colourful language. If you’re curious, here is Jocelyn figuring it out in the next paragraph:

“What is a bubber and how is it scrootchy?” she asked.

Will’s expression shifted between irritation and amusement. Eventually he let out a low chuckle. “I forget my age sometimes. A bubber is a drinking vessel.”

She knew what scrootchy meant: tight. She snickered anyway.

And yes, she did get a punishment for that. It recurs toward the end of the book when she’s finally ready for anal sex with Will. It’s something common enough to us, but Will hasn’t put it in this context:

“You are the whore, aren’t you, my little bubber?”

She laughed, as she did every time he called her that. It was amazing how that relaxed her, how much better he felt sliding in and out of her. She laughed again, having trouble believing it.

“You think it’s funny, bitch? You think my cock in your ass is funny?”

She laughed again. “Yes! I think your ramrod in my barrel is pretty funny.”

And now you do, too, don’t you?

Yeah, I think it’s kinda funny 😉

Now on to Angelica’s book!

BLUE MOON HOUSE -KITTEN  by Angelica Dawson

Blue Moon House: Kitten, blurb:

Jocelyn considers herself sexually experienced, a leader and manipulator. She is looking for the next challenge. The rumors surrounding Blue Moon House sound like just the thing she’s looking for. Losing her roommate to marriage, she also needs a new place to stay. Hoping to find both in the same entity, she follows the rumors to their source and finds much more than she bargained for, beginning with a discovery that defies her biological science background – vampires.

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Blue Moon House, Excerpt:

Feeling a little exposed without her corset, Jocelyn knocked on the door. It opened immediately, before the knocker had even landed. Taking a step back in surprise, she regarded the man waiting for her. He was very pale, with white blonde hair and the clearest blue eyes she’d ever seen. They seemed to sparkle in an unnatural way. His shirt hung open, revealing a hairless chest. Jocelyn was still admiring it when he spoke.

“You need not knock when you are expected,” he told her. “Follow me.”

“Who are you?”

His hand landed lightly on her cheek. Despite the blow being gentle, it was a blow. Jocelyn’s expression hardened as her hand flew to her cheek, planning to give this man more than a few words.

“I am your master. You will not make demands of me.”

Jocelyn continued to hold her cheek, ready to stand up for herself. Remembering a clause of the contract, she closed her eyes and sighed. Obey with alacrity. She hadn’t expected corporal enforcement of the document, but he wasn’t cruel.

“My apologies, sir.” She hesitated on the address, unsure what to call him.

His frown melted. “Sir. I think I like that. Enough of Master for a while. Follow me, Jocelyn. I will show you to your room. In future, when you arrive, head directly there and remove your clothing.”

Angelica Dawson, Bio:

Angelica Dawson is no stranger to blood sucking hordes. Unfortunately, in her day job as an environmental scientist, they aren’t vampires but black flies and mosquitoes. Angelica is the author of Blue Moon House, a vampire BDSM story. She has also contributed to two anthologies, Campus Sexploits 3 and Serviced Vol. 1. 





3 Comments leave one →
  1. April 26, 2013 10:07 am

    Should be working but Ms McMillan is always so distracting – Angelica’s excerpt has wetted my scrootchy bubber.

  2. angelicadawson permalink
    April 26, 2013 1:27 pm

    Thank you for hosting me D.C.! I have a special giveaway for people who read through to the comments. enter to win a gift certificate for Naughty Nights e-store. As an added bonus, a lot of stock is 25% for the month of May!

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