Pumpkin Pornography
Yesterday, I showed up at my mom’s door with four pumpkins, two bottles of red wine and a bag of tiny chocolate bars. Holy shit did we have fun! I cannot say the same for my little brother but, whatever, teenagers can be such prudes.
Here are pictures from my mother’s and my foray into pumpkin pornography. I think we did pretty well for first timers.
We cajoled, begged and bribed my brother into carving a pumpkin of his very own. Here is what he came up with:
I realize this was yet another form of protest against my mother’s and my antics but I still think his pumpkin carving was quite clever. For some reason, he seemed displeased that we were so pleased. Teenagers? Who can figure them out.
Now, while I am on the topic (sort of) of visiting my mother’s house, do you all remember my telling of the awkwardness at a sexy party? The one where my mother told me she would put “that pretty dildo that looks like a dolphin” on display in her bathroom? Well, at some point in the evening, I wandered into her washroom and guess what was on her shelf? Yep, you got it.
It really does look like a dolphin, doesn’t it?
Anyway, I am off to get ready for Halloween festivities, folks. Have a spook-tacular Saturday!
I gotta say it… I love your mom. She frickin’ ROCKS D.C.~ lol
OMG! You are hilarious! Your poor little brother, but I agree, which a clever pumpkin he carved.
Awesome! I wish I had your mom.
Yeah, my mom is a lot cooler than I am, that’s for sure.
OMG! Your poor brother! He’s surrounded!
I love that your brother did at least join in. As for that girl on the cowboy she’s headed for a head injury. LOL
OMG! I showed my husband. Hahaha…You’re an artist! And I like the pretty dolphin dildo. I could totally see my mom putting one in her bathroom as art too. In fact, I’m emailing this link to my mom! LOL
Julia Rachel Barrett and bridgetstraub, it will only get worse for him as he gets older, I’m afraid!
At least the dildo arguably looks more like a dolphin than a dildo. The unsuspecting would probably just think it’s a nice dolphin. Only when it’s dildoness is pointed out do you kind of squint at it and go ‘Oh….’
I am totally doing pornographic pumpkins next Halloween. Awesomesauce!
I hope I do them next year, too!